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Boardwalk Empire Season 3 Episode 7 Ahh, one night stands, we’ve all been there, and if you haven’t, you kinda should, so you learn the full horror of waking up next to someone uglier than Bret Micheals and/or crazier than the woman off that Fatal Attraction movie (a fricking role model for Lorena if there ever was one), slipping discreetly out the door and doing the head down ‘OMG what have Boardwalk Empire Season 3 Episode 7 I just done?!’ facepalming walk of shame back to your house/coffin the next morning/evening. It’s all part of growing up, y’all. And suitably, the black and evil heart of 3 contains many a bitter lesson about bad sex and how love is to be avoided at all costs, especially vampire love. How come whenever anyone on has sex with a vampire except ‘I is Perfect’ Stackhouse, it’s totally gross? Remember crazy, bald headed eye flipping tattoo guy from Boardwalk Empire Season 3 Episode 7 1? And now Franklin the hissing howling Tantric Sex weirdo. And …oh dear, so many of my cherished and colourful sexual fantasies RUINED in one gut wrenching minute. I totally understand why he didn’t want to gaze upon the Black Widow while doing the ‘I hate myself and the world’ nihilistic deed, but surely a brown paper bag over her head would have been less disturbing?

Now I’ve dealt with that in an over tit fashion (and shall return to it at the end, because it was just so gob smackingly WTF), I have calmed down and can coolly skim through the jam packed without having to pause to scrub my brain yet again. And lets hope during the two week break I can claw back my horny glee over poor ole Vampire , because a girl Boardwalk Empire Season 3 Episode 7 needs her X rated daydreams or she gets really ing ratty. Seriously. Warning, this was long, and therefore this recap may be too much for short attention spans. I’m verbose, so bite me….or perhaps not, I’m kind of off vampires at the moment. Werewolves aren’t doing that much for me either, though new guy has a lovely, smoky voice doesn’t he? Shame he’s going to Boardwalk Empire Season 3 Episode 7 fall under the spell of along with everyone else and automatically lose his balls. Even ’s been lacking in supervillain snark lately. That girl eh? Nothing but trouble, and she hasn’t done a lot to prove her worth this except run around yelling ‘Beeeeeell!’.

Speaking of the rather subdued Northman, just shot him after he did the slow mo Boardwalk Empire Season 3 Episode 7 ‘noooooo’ jumpy thing between the gun and the werewolf in her lounge, because some information on who sent the wolf would be useful before offing his hairy . Wolfie turns back into the creepy ginger biker from the woods last week, who being a junkie, loses focus as soon as he scents ’s tasty .

Boardwalk Empire Season 3 Episode 7 Surprisingly, is a bit weak and unsteady and gets chomped a couple of times before throwing off the nekkid dude. Prior to ripping his throat out (after spotting the rune on his neck) picks up the word ‘Jackson’ from the biker’s mind. Come on, totally knows where these werewolves are coming from and who has , doesn’t he? Why is he not sharing? Boardwalk Empire Season 3 Episode 7 No matter whether he tells Sook about King Russell or not, she’s gonna stage a daring rescue attempt eventually, so it’s not about her safety. Meh, it must be more twisty vamp politics.